The Songs
What would life be without music? We in WOW have our own soundtrack. Wanna hear it? Here goes:

Flies on a Garbage Can: Used to make the Board sing.
Here we sit like
Flies on a garbage can
Flies on a garbage can
Flies on a garbage can
Here we sit like
Flies on a garbage can
Waiting for a song 2-3-4!
(Repeat until the Board sings to you)

The Announcements Song: Sung when announcements are about to be read.
Announcements, Announcements, Announcements
Have you ever heard a wind bag?
A wind bag?
A wind bag?
Have you ever heard a wind bag?
You're hearing one now
Announcements Announcements Announcements
We sold our cow,
We sold our cow,
We have no need,
For your bull now.
Andrene's hair it ain't what it used to be,
Ain't what it used to be,
Ain't what is used to be,
Andrene's hair it ain't what it used to be,
All those years ago.
(If Beth Anne is in the room change Andrene to Beth Anne.)

The Announcements Song (Alternate Version):
Announcements, Announcements, Announcements,
HUA!

Bob: Generally led by person on stage
Hi, my name is Bob, and I work in a button factory.
I got a wife and two kids.
And one day the boss says to me,
Push that button with your (body part of your choice).
(Then you act like pushing a button with that part of your anatomy)
(Repeat over and over with a new body part, while still acting out the other body parts)

Wishy Washy Washer Woman:
Way down in the jungle where nobody goes
There's a Wishy Washy Washer Woman Washing her clothes
She goes:
Ooh. Ahh.
Ooh. Ahh.
That's how the Wishy Washy Washer Woman Washes her clothes
Waddaley-acha
A-goocha goocha goocha
Waddaley-acha
A-goocha goocha goocha
Waddaley-acha
A-goocha goocha goocha
That's how the Wishy Washy Washer Woman Washes her clothes

There are other songs, but again, we don't want to give away all the surprises.